On Saturday night I was standing by the window having a cigarette, and I could see a very drunk man outside. He was trying to climb over a wire fence, but kept slipping on the pile of snow next to it. He started to climb up the fence but then fell straight into the snow. Every time he tried to get up he just slipped again and ended up on the floor.
Eventually he managed to balance on the snow, but was struggling to climb up the fence. When he eventually did get to the top he did some kind of backflip over it - at one point he was holding onto it with his legs straight up in the air! He flipped over and immediately fell down onto the other side of the fence. Then he started stumbling towards one of the buildings, walked straight past the steps to the doorway, and fell over again. He was crawling around on the floor, and just lying on the ground for a little while.
After a while a woman came out of the building and shouted at him. She waited for a bit then went back inside. A little while later the guy crawled back round to the steps and went up them and inside. And the whole time he was only wearing a t-shirt...
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